I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
Here we are a year ahead of the 2016 elections. Already I’ve heard enough propaganda from the self-proclaimed perfect candidates I’ve recleaned my up-chuck bucket three times.
From his first speech as president of the United States, when Obama said, ‘There will be complete transparency in my presidency.?
I wonder if anybody has been wrong more often them Obama in the office of President of the United States?
He especially should have all his jackets have NASCAR-like insignias.
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I haven’t played golf all over the world, but nine holes in China and 18 in Scotland were nice. I especially liked having a caddy in Scotland. On one hole, my ball ran off the fairway a little way. My caddy kicked it back into the fairway, and in his delightful Scottish accent he said, ‘Yer not here to suffer.?
Talking to another caddy in the same round I learned caddies like to get back to the caddy shack as quick as they can so they can start tippling and betting.
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Let’s replace all the Fountains of Youth with fountains of Smart!
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
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Fact: A study finds fewer seniors fall while taking Vitamin D.
Vitamin D is found in such foods cheese, yogurt, egg yolks and beef liver, and the skin naturally produces the vitamin when exposed to sunlight. A team from the University of Buffalo has discovered Vitamin D may play a significant role in eye health, especially in the possible prevention of age-relate mascular degeneration.
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I live alone which gives me the freedom to name my rooms as I see fit. I’ve decided to stop calling the bathroom ‘the John? and have renamed it ‘the Jim.? I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
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I, too, often put all politicians in the same category as reptiles. But, in my years of sharing my opinions, I don’t remember criticizing L. Brooks Patterson, Oakland County Executive. Besides being able to keep his name free from scandals, and his office free from public scandals, he’s visible.
He does a tremendous job promoting charities, and keeping Oakland County high on the list of great places to live and rear children.
And nobody in public office in Oakland County has kept his smile and ours so evident since assuming the exec job 1992.