Medicare Part G-Nursing Home plan

Say you and I are older citizens and can no longer take care of ourselves then the government says, ‘There is no Nursing Home care available for you.? What do we do? We opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable tv, a library and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, a new hip, knees, kidney; lung; sex change; or heart? They are all covered.
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Some History
From 1910 to 1920, Hamtramck grew from 3,589 to 45,615 residents, leading the nation in growth for that period.
In 1936, Escanaba, Michigan, harvested 100,000 sq. ft. of birds eye maple to be used in the English Luxury Liner, the Queen Mary.
In 1870, Detroit became the nation’s first telephone customers to have phone numbers assigned to them.
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24 Million
Watched the Republican television debate last Thursday. 22.5 million are sorry they wasted their time.
? Scrambled eggs via tv’s Eggtastic would have never made it to my mother’s breakfast table for us kids. They make an ugly presentation of glob.
? My very healthy body sure has a lot of doctor appointments. A current doctor wanted to know what medicines were prescribed for my 2013 hip replacement. I didn’t have one that I remember.
? I may have gotten this news clip wrong, but as I remember it, Pres. Obama said, ‘I put the country in the toilet, it’s up to Hillary to pull the lever.?
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We can’t blame DTE for power outages, Let’s not be cruel and insensitive to this monopoly, as I’ve known them since forever.
All the outages seem to be acts of God or a wicked uncaring Mother Nature.
Seriously, have you ever heard a DTE spokesman appology for installing a faulty piece of equipment?
Automobile makers often take the blame for a faulty thing-a-ma-jig. DTE being a monopoly, never installs anything that results in customer dissatisfaction. Thus they don’t ever entertain the word ‘sorry.?
M-O-N-O-P-O-L-Y —YEAH!

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